Looking for a
gift for that someone special in your life? Difficult isn't it. How can
you convey the love, adoration and admiration you have for a
friend/partner/spouse with exactly
the right present? By getting them a pair of pigeon feet of course! When my
friend put this up on FB, I knew (yes, knew
–more than I’ve ever known anything in my life) that this is what had been
missing from my gift-giving repertoire for years.
If only they'd painted his toenails, I'd have doubled my bid |
What says ‘I love
you mum’ on Mother’s Day more than a pair of gnarled bird feet? And not just
any old bird’s feet – they’re the tiny
toes of what’s generally considered to be flying vermin, making them an
extra-special keepsake.
If you’re not
someone who likes to buy the first pair of pigeon feet you see though, don’t
worry. There’s also a pair of feral pigeon feet for sale (I'm not quite sure what
makes one pigeon any more wild than the other. Maybe it’s whether he’s dead or
alive when his legs are chopped off). There’s also a pair of magpie phalanges
for true connoisseurs (one for sorrow, two for joy – although, in this
instance, I doubt the magpie in question was that joyful when he lost his
second foot).
So, now you’ve
seen them, I bet you can’t wait to put in a bid and present them to someone
special next birthday. After all,
nothing quite conveys your love more than two tiny, disembodied bird parts.
This is hilarious - I need to get me a pair of those feet!
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